Thursday 6 November 2014

More like "Whine Machine", or "that time when I cut loose and told a guy who brutally beat his ex-g/f exactly what I thought of him"

You've probably heard of "War Machine", the MMA fighter who beat the living hell out of Christy Mack.

For those of you who don't, I'll try to keep it brief.


War Machine and Christy Mack had previously been in a relationship together, but reportedly broke up in May of this year. So, when this whole mess went down, they weren't even together to begin with.
WM shows up at her place in Las Vegas at around 2 in the morning on August 8th, and he sees that she's got a male friend in the house. I could tell you that he overreacted to this, but I would be making quite an understatement. Christy did survive, fortunately, but ended up with missing teeth, broken bones in her face, a broken rib, and a ruptured liver. She also says that he threatened to rape her, and assaulted her with a dull knife. Thankfully, this did not happen, and War Machine ended up taking off.
On August 15th, he was arrested in Simi Valley, California.
And on October 14th, he tried (and failed) to kill himself.


All throughout this, he'd been posting his own poetry, as well as writing these diatribes about how he felt "cursed" by what happened, they he'd never get "fair play", and even claiming he'd shown up to propose to Christy... before unleashing his MMA skills on her body.

I guess doing "alpha male shit", as he always boasts, involves beating up ex-g/f's.


Then, I read a long Tweet he posted on Halloween, where he continues to bitch about conditions in prison are unfair to him. LINK: War Machine's Bitchfest

Now, it's not often that I'll engage notable individuals on Twitter. But that last tweet set me off. Because I've got a real problem with the kind of "man" you claim to be, if you're willing to do what WM is said to have done to Christy Mack.

My Retort
Shut your fucking mouth.

You beat the shit out of Christy Mack. All because you showed up at her place, unannounced, and found her with someone else.
You knocked her teeth out, broke her nose, broke bones in her face, broke a rib, and ruptured her liver.
How "manly" of you. To hell with your "engagement ring" - if you're willing to do this kind of shit to another person, YOU DON'T DESERVE THEM.

Then, sickening, pathetic coward that you are, you ran away and tried to hide. Whining that you wouldn't get "fair play" and that you were "cursed".
Boo fucking hoo. Well if you "have the real truth", if you didn't do it, then why not turn yourself in, and TELL YOUR TRUTH? But no, I guess "being a real man" and "doing alpha male shit" means running away and whining about how life is so unfair to you, instead of owning up and taking responsibility. Maybe you missed that part when you were nose-deep in all your MRA and Nietzsche books?

Then, when you get caught and thrown in jail again, you try to run away again by offing yourself. Pathetic.
You're cowardly enough to beat the shit out of a woman much smaller than you, cowardly enough to run away, and cowardly enough to try and kill yourself to escape the consequences.
I know it's wrong to speak ill about the mentally ill, but you're not "sick" - just "stupid".

You whine about being in jail, you bitch about the food being bad, you wail about being stuck in a tiny cell, you moan about losing weight and not being able to work out when you want, and you complain about not being able to by enough stamps or snacks from the commissary.
You're in JAIL. That's what happens to people in jail. Be a man, suck it up, and DEAL WITH IT. If you do the crime, you pay the time. That's how life works.
Tell me, are all "alpha males" as bitchy as you are?

You boast about being a "real man". You say that you're "alpha" and that you do "alpha male shit". My ass.
If you're guilty of what you did to Christy Mack, if you're willing to go that far to someone you claim to "love", and then turn around and whine when people come after you for it, then you are not a man.
Hell, you're not even fucking HUMAN.

So do the rest of us human beings (you know, those weird people who have empathy for others?) a favour:
The next time you have a shoe handy, shove it in your mouth, blow all that "alpha male" nonsense out of your rear, and while your asshole is still open and festering from all the bullshit that's been spouting out of you lately, ram your head up your ass and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Phew. That felt good.
Your Thoughts?

Tuesday 4 November 2014

NOW OPEN - Mister Forks' #StopGamerGate2014 Shop!

This is either a really genius idea, or a really stupid idea... oh well, here goes...


So the greedy bastard in me thought that "Gee, why has no one thought of putting out some anti-GG merchandise?"
So lo and behold, I came up with the idea to open up a Shop on CafePress to sell #StopGamerGate2014 and #GamersAgainstGamerGate T-shirts and Stickers!

ADDRESS:
http://www.cafepress.com/misterforks

Current Prices:

  • Men's V-Neck T-shirts, $23.99
  • Women's V-Neck T-shirts, $19.99
  • Rectangular and Oval Stickers, $3.49
  • Bumper Stickers, $4.19
  • 1.0L Stainless Steel Water Bottles, $17.99

HOORAY FOR CAPITALISM! lol

But, seriously though - I will be donating proceeds to Pro-Diversity in Gaming Charities/Orgs/Kickstarters. And maybe, to shaddup any opponents throwing rage fits at me, organizations dedicated to ACTUAL ethical/accountable journalism - not the version that most GGers seem to have in their heads. 
How much will depend on what sort of royalties are coming in.


And if the pro-GGers get their panties all up in a bunch over this, well - you lot donated money to places such as The United Way, didn't you? My turn to donate to where I choose.